BRASKY GOT GAME

Brasky was over at my place watching a movie, and I turned to him to say, "Damn, look at that Scarlett Johansson! She's pretty smokin'!" While I was speaking I noticed that Brasky was no longer sitting by me, but he'd actually managed to metaphysically enter the film and had turned it into some kind of porn in which Scarlett was moaning the word "cowabunga" each and every time he gave her a multiple orgasm. This went on four about seven hours, and I didn't even know a DVD could hold that much video.

The strangest part was the movie was "Ghost World" (2001), meaning Scarlett was only 17 at the time. When Brasky came back out from the TV, I asked him if he was worried he'd get taken in for statutory rape, but he produced a signed contract from Mr. and Mrs. Johansson not only giving him permission to have sex with their underage daughter, but granting him a stipend of $25,000 for his efforts. That Bill Brasky - he sure got game.

-Rich