BRASKY MASTER SEAMAN

Bill Brasky once took me fishing in the South Pacific. I caught nothing, but Brasky managed to personally wipe out the entire sperm whale population of the region and towed the island of New Zealand back to his beachfront property in Northern California. Brasky then proceeded to use the natural resources of New Zealand to purchase the states of Oregon and Idaho from the United States government. Brasky now uses the land to house his bastard children from across the world.

-AgentRM