WORLD TRAVELING BILLY B

Bill Brasky drives a vehicle that was built from the bones of
men he's killed and is fueled by scotch.

Did I ever tell you about the time Bill Brasky visited China?
I asked Brasky when his plane left, and Brasskey responded
"Only women fly planes! I'm Bill Brasky!" He then used my
garage door as a shovel and dug his way to China! He then ate
a huge poster of Mao and took a dump in Tienamen Square!

The phrase "No matter where you go, there you are" is actually
come down through the ages from an old Cherokee phrase that
translates:"No matter where you...shit, is that Bill Brasky?
AW HELL, RUN!"

-Mike L.